January 2008
19 posts
“A gentleman who has crossed a Pirate Baron or insulted a Clawman King, causing a...”
– On Etiquette and Good Behavior
“Her hair, which was usually dressed, produced some dried meat and bread and...”
– spam_poetry08
“‘Sinanju-trained assassin,’ he said. ‘Yes,’ said Chiun....”
– spam_poetry07
“The Secret Sexy Places
The hotel I worked at for the longest was very old and...”
– Tales of the Hotel Industry
“Ttle pukka sahib earth to rule for him, he added.”
– spam_poetry06 (yeah, I skipped one. rebel.)
“The baron looked furious!”
– spam_poetry04
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“I call you and say I want to buy from you and you say no. Woe or am I in charge...”
– spam_poetry03
Eccentric Billionaire Yeti
Yeti: Awesomeness
Vlad: to the maximum
Vlad: almost as awesome as you ordering a 3,000 pound marble sphere from Italy just to put it on your boat and drop it into the ocean
Vlad: cuz your an eccentric billionaire
Vlad: You hire a high priced team of artists to paint some highly detailed Mosaic on your 3,000 pound marble sphere.
Vlad: then bring them aboard your extravagant yacht
Yeti: this is getting good
Yeti: continue, dear Vlad
Vlad: You crack open the champaign
Vlad: “The grand unveiling!" you announce
Vlad: and pull the sheet off
Vlad: the crew and invited guests gasp and applaud
Vlad: Amazing! Beautiful! They declare
Vlad: Smiling you walk up and place your hand on it gazing into the sunset, a tear glints in your eye
Vlad: You reach over and push a button on your command console and the platform tilts to a 45 degree angle and the 3,000 pound Italian marble sphere drops off the edge of the boat to the bottom of the sea.
Yeti: Hahaha
Vlad: Smiling you gaze at the 10 artists staring back at you in shock and horror.
Vlad: “There are weapons hidden throughout this ship” you say
Vlad: 10 million British pounds go to the last man or woman standing
Vlad: *A bullet proof glass container drops over you*
Vlad: The elder artists steps forward and declares "WE WONT DO IT! YOU CAN’T MAKE US"
Vlad: A laser beam shoots across from the bow turning him to dust
Vlad: "You have 1 minute to locate either a gun, sword, rock, or that bat with the nail on the end of it my secretary came up with
Yeti: *in awe at your story writing skillz*
“Error of judgment in the spring, upon the Quantum end of April!”
– spam_poetry02
Steamin Low, Screamin High
Yeti: I'm rockin a server
Yeti: Installing prereqs
Vlad: On top of it with leather boots and an electric guitar
Yet: YEAHHHH
Vlad: Snakeskin pants and a belt buckle with a rat skull for the clip
Yet: No dude
Yet: A CPU chip
Vlad: They call me WATTson Powerhouse
Yet: Wow
Yet: That's so cool
Vlad: Your teeth glow neon green when you smile
Yet: Water cooled
Vlad: I fell into a nuclear reactor
Vlad: when I was 7
Vlad: 50% man 50% computer 50% toxic waste 50 % Nuclear
Vlad: 8% cherokee
Yet: More than a man
Yet: 208% cool
Vlad: Water cool
Yet: Way chill
Vlad: Steamy some of the time, Icey most of the time
Yet: My water pump is fully operational
Yet: *leak*
Vlad: OMG
Vlad: l;kasdfjlajdsf
Yet: Hahaha
Vlad: Condensation all over ma snakeskin jeannnz
Yet: Steamin
Yet: Lowwww
Yet: Screamin
Yet: HIGHHH
Vlad: ha ha
Vlad: Put some vegetables in my fruit of the looms and get some steamed treats for your everday eats.
Yet: LOL
Vlad: LMAO
Vlad: *contain laughter @ work*
In Hiding
Vlad: the eccentric boss in an Alice-type wonderland
Vlad: he's a big crab
Vlad: clicking his claws
Vlad: blinking under a rock
“T out! he screamed”
– spam_poetry01
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